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Dec. 23rd, 2009 | 01:50 pm
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But first a song by yours truly about realashketchum 

Boy You have an/ E-G-O
And I know you don't have a-ny
God-Damn-Hoes
Because baby you  Ain't
Run-nin-the-Show
So boy why are you
Play-ing-so-low ohhh ohhh.

Who caaares abouttt who the fuck I lii-ke
You miiight just wan-naaa take a god-damn hike
be-fore I kick your ass, you retard-ed dyke
cause baby I'M TAKING THE MIC.

Bridge:
Say watcha wanna sayyy (oh-oh oh-oh)
Do watcha wanna doooo (Oh)
Feel watcha wanna feeel (Yeah yeah)
Ba-by, the pain you're going to be feelin is real

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex 
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr

Second verse:

These songs of yours are
out-of-tune
and the animals think you
belong-in-a-zooo
Imma knock the shit out of you like a
kang-a-roo
and to be frank you
act-like-a-fool

It's not April, it's not May
You're ass-kicking will be felt
even in the San Fransisco Bay
Dimensions, and Planets
They're all going to shake
at the impact
of your bones
that are going
to break

Bridge:
Say watcha wanna sayyy (oh-oh oh-oh)
Do watcha wanna doooo (Oh)
Feel watcha wanna feeel (Yeah yeah)
Ba-by, the pain you're going to be feelin is real

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex 
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr

3 Verse:
I hope you fade to Black
Get banged by Naoki on rack
Get crushed by a vase
Get kicked in the face
Get smacked by Ayumi
Get blown up by an Uzi
Get shot in the street
Get to watch an infinite reapeating Marathon of Teletubbies
Not even Harvard Medical School's Graduating Class of 2010
will be able to fix the damage again.

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble (I'm going to get a pultizer prize)
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting (I'm going to send you into the skies)
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed (Gonna kick the fuck out of you right now)
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex (Why don't you take a bow)
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee (You Ain't gonna get laid)
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va (Unless it's in the grave)
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr (Honey it's OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)

-fades out-
I'll post the beach later

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Comments {7}

From: sound_fighter
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
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This song better settle things with that fucktard. I'm tired of his horrible "raps". Then again, a lot of rap music is all bullshit.

But at least you have style, I guess.

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kyraasenath

From: kyraasenath
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
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Rap is bullshit, this song is Hip Hop, and requires TALENT.

<3333 Thank you my dear, I'll try not to kill you in a jealous rage <333

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From: punkstarangel
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC)
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Yeah that's what I'm talking about!

You're definitely a good singer, in my opinion. Whatever Ketchum says, we'll have to shove them back down his throat.

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kyraasenath

From: kyraasenath
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:09 pm (UTC)
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COMING FROM YOU THAT MEANS SO MUCH <3333 Thank you :3

Indeed. I cannot wait to see how Ash reacts.

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Setsuna Furutani

From: torinohoshi
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:41 pm (UTC)
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GO KYRA!

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kyraasenath

From: kyraasenath
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
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OMG YOU LIKE THIS. YAY!! <3333

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Setsuna Furutani

From: torinohoshi
Date: Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
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Of course I would! After all, Ash is a jerk.

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