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Dec. 23rd, 2009 | 01:50 pm
mood: exanimate exanimate


But first a song by yours truly about realashketchum 

Boy You have an/ E-G-O
And I know you don't have a-ny
God-Damn-Hoes
Because baby you  Ain't
Run-nin-the-Show
So boy why are you
Play-ing-so-low ohhh ohhh.

Who caaares abouttt who the fuck I lii-ke
You miiight just wan-naaa take a god-damn hike
be-fore I kick your ass, you retard-ed dyke
cause baby I'M TAKING THE MIC.

Bridge:
Say watcha wanna sayyy (oh-oh oh-oh)
Do watcha wanna doooo (Oh)
Feel watcha wanna feeel (Yeah yeah)
Ba-by, the pain you're going to be feelin is real

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex 
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr

Second verse:

These songs of yours are
out-of-tune
and the animals think you
belong-in-a-zooo
Imma knock the shit out of you like a
kang-a-roo
and to be frank you
act-like-a-fool

It's not April, it's not May
You're ass-kicking will be felt
even in the San Fransisco Bay
Dimensions, and Planets
They're all going to shake
at the impact
of your bones
that are going
to break

Bridge:
Say watcha wanna sayyy (oh-oh oh-oh)
Do watcha wanna doooo (Oh)
Feel watcha wanna feeel (Yeah yeah)
Ba-by, the pain you're going to be feelin is real

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex 
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr

3 Verse:
I hope you fade to Black
Get banged by Naoki on rack
Get crushed by a vase
Get kicked in the face
Get smacked by Ayumi
Get blown up by an Uzi
Get shot in the street
Get to watch an infinite reapeating Marathon of Teletubbies
Not even Harvard Medical School's Graduating Class of 2010
will be able to fix the damage again.

Chorus:
And I know I'm not going to get in trouble (I'm going to get a pultizer prize)
for writing such a hate-ful song
cause baby the only thing you're getting (I'm going to send you into the skies)
is ano-ther bong
It must be the weed (Gonna kick the fuck out of you right now)
cause the shit you're say-ing ain't right
you only use your hand for your sex (Why don't you take a bow)
on sat-ur-day night

What-ever you want to-do to meeee (You Ain't gonna get laid)
just know that you got no dignityyyy
you aren't even a fuck-ing cas-sano-va (Unless it's in the grave)
take you're leeeave
Honey, it's overr (Honey it's OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)

-fades out-
I'll post the beach later

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Sep. 16th, 2009 | 07:15 pm
mood: pensive pensive


Well, I forgot a major part of the story. so the bold is new stuff.
 
This morning was a hetic one, Hibiki called me as Setsuna and I were hacing breakfast, Naoki knocked my SupaStar right out. So I went down there and beat the shit out of him. He has severe injuries and Ayumi does too.

I visit Ayumi and Ketchum makes fun of her bandages she punched him as I assualted him with a Spork from the cafeteria.
 
Well, at 3 this morning I was talking to Naoko, and she passes out. So I go to Setsuna and BaNg! The Tree FALLS DOWN! IT CRUSHES HER!

Kyra's CPR liscened expired, yet Setsuna's isn't so I woke him up and made him preform CPR as I called 911. The police and the firemen come and it's another hour before we get Naoko to the hospital.

There Setsuna and I sit together all nervous and they announced they found some pretty whacky chemicals on her system, and that they come from the remote region from the park.

so I walk out and visit Ash. He tries to throw a vase at me, but I catch it and break it. I tell him he needs to calm down, and that Naoko's in serious trouble atm. He goes off on her, callnig her a fruit whore..I don't know what happen but then his freaking chair flies out the window, and the nurse hits me on the head with a radiator fragment. So I'm arrested and thrown in jail and he gets emergency surgery.
 
The funny thing is, he's nearly healed just three more days, I want him in a damn coma. You'll be fine, just three more days.

I just begin to cuddle myself on the top bunk and then  I hear noise on the bottom bunk, it's Soul. With a piece of wood...giving her a seriously deep splinter.

SOUL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D8<

So we sleep as we secrety pass a pen to write on the...wood. D: that soul has. We make our escape....

....-the next day-....

Soul and I wake up in STRIPES! STRIPES! STRIPES! D: I DON'T LIKE STRIPES! WHO DOES? But yeah we then make our escape.

Soul, on cue, begins to hump some wooden table as I crawl out through the back as the Lunch Ladies remark, "that's the 8th time she's done that since she's been here"

Then Soul says she agrees to stop as the cop sends her to solitary confidement, and right as he shuts the door, she places a piece of wood, she opens it up and walks out.

Hell yeah.

Now we're on the lamb...literally. HEY, 26.50 CAN ONLY GET YOU SO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO TRANSPORTATION.

Soul suggested we ride the Magic tree there. {-_-}

And of course when we were on the "Wooden Bridge'' Soul begins to strip naked as some guy sends her flying over her Sheep runs off, mine does too and I go flying in to the river. So then I take my clothes off as well realized that we can be identified by these clothes...A little late as the police have closed off the river. So we Hide...naked...under the bridge, as Soul opens up some door she found and we walk through the sewers...naked....

I find a Manhole a good 4.5 miles away and I open it up. We're in someone's basement, but it's really, really cold. And I see all these dead bodies, Soul and I scream and we take an elevator to the top. we end up on the third floor and we realized.

SON OF A BITCH WE'RE IN THE HOSPITAL!

Of course the gaurds recongize Soul and they tackle her right off the bat and I make a run for it.

I see a poster that has Soul and our pictures and it says "do not allow on premises"

The gaurds see me streaking on the fifth floor and I run into a room...Ash's room, except Ash is being wheeled by a Nurse somewhere. And Setsuna is seeing me naked...he's here. he stated that after I was arrested he called Hibiki, but Hibiki was looking for Soul. And Naoki and Ayumi are in the hospital.

Fuck.

So I hide behind a curtian as the secruity gaurds come running by in Naoko's and Ash's room. I realized that Naoko is now in Ash's room.

The gaurds ask setsuna has he seen me, I pray that he doesn't. And Naoko sees me naked and quickly writhes and turns away. The gaurds walk towards where I am, "oshit Imma go back to prison and be raped by J" Then Setsuna says

"No, she's not here at all"

Naoko adds with

"If she was here, I would let you know"'

Thanks guys, but they can't let me walk around naked that's a tell-tale sign. Naoko says she has a spare outfit, and it turns out to be....

......A PEAR COSTUME!

WTF?

SO I'M IN A HOSPITAL, AND I AM A JAILBREAKER, AND I'M IN A PEAR COSTUME

Could things get any worse? 

Well we hear a deep rumbling sound, and BLAM!

The Hospital Blows it's top, we're all tossed into the air and all the people look like they're going to die.

And the pear costume makes me bounce like a ballon, and everyone that's falling from the sky because of the explosion [including Ash in a wheelchair, and a 826 pound man,  and a Jesus Christ look alike] all land on my Pear costume and bounce into the pool. in the neighbor's yard.

no fatalities...wtf?

AND SO THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO: KYRA IN A PEAR COSTUME.

But for my herosism, I am freed from prison. But I still haven't seen Soul all day today, any idea where she may be?

Also I visited them today, they seem to be resting, the new hospital is in some crazy cat ladies house.
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I visited Ash today

Sep. 15th, 2009 | 02:53 pm
mood: predatory predatory


Well, at 3 this morning I was talking to Naoko, and she passes out. So I go to Setsuna and BaNg! The Tree FALLS DOWN! IT CRUSHES HER!

Kyra's CPR liscened expired, yet Setsuna's isn't so I woke him up and made him preform CPR as I called 911. The police and the firemen come and it's another hour before we get Naoko to the hospital.

There Setsuna and I sit together all nervous and they announced they found some pretty whacky chemicals on her system, and that they come from the remote region from the park.

so I walk out and visit Ash. He tries to throw a vase at me, but I catch it and break it. I tell him he needs to calm down, and that Naoko's in serious trouble atm. He goes off on her, callnig her a fruit whore..I don't know what happen but then his freaking chair flies out the window, and the nurse hits me on the head with a radiator fragment. So I'm arrested and thrown in jail and he gets emergency surgery.
 
The funny thing is, he's nearly healed just three more days, I want him in a damn coma. You'll be fine, just three more days.

I just begin to cuddle myself on the top bunk and then  I hear noise on the bottom bunk, it's Soul. With a piece of wood...giving her a seriously deep splinter.

SOUL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF D8<

So we sleep as we secrety pass a pen to write on the...wood. D: that soul has. We make our escape....

....-the next day-....

Soul and I wake up in STRIPES! STRIPES! STRIPES! D: I DON'T LIKE STRIPES! WHO DOES? But yeah we then make our escape.

Soul, on cue, begins to hump some wooden table as I crawl out through the back as the Lunch Ladies remark, "that's the 8th time she's done that since she's been here"

Then Soul says she agrees to stop as the cop sends her to solitary confidement, and right as he shuts the door, she places a piece of wood, she opens it up and walks out.

Hell yeah.

Now we're on the lamb...literally. HEY, 26.50 CAN ONLY GET YOU SO MUCH WHEN IT COMES TO TRANSPORTATION.

Soul suggested we ride the Magic tree there. {-_-}

And of course when we were on the "Wooden Bridge'' Soul begins to strip naked as some guy sends her flying over her Sheep runs off, mine does too and I go flying in to the river. So then I take my clothes off as well realized that we can be identified by these clothes...A little late as the police have closed off the river. So we Hide...naked...under the bridge, as Soul opens up some door she found and we walk through the sewers...naked....

I find a Manhole a good 4.5 miles away and I open it up. We're in someone's basement, but it's really, really cold. And I see all these dead bodies, Soul and I scream and we take an elevator to the top. we end up on the third floor and we realized.

SON OF A BITCH WE'RE IN THE HOSPITAL!

Of course the gaurds recongize Soul and they tackle her right off the bat and I make a run for it.

I see a poster that has Soul and our pictures and it says "do not allow on premises"

The gaurds see me streaking on the fifth floor and I run into a room...Ash's room, except Ash is being wheeled by a Nurse somewhere. And Setsuna is seeing me naked...he's here. he stated that after I was arrested he called Hibiki, Ayumi, and Naoki, but Naoki said that Hibiki and him were searching for Soul, and Ayumi wants nothing to do with Ash.

Fuck.

So I hide behind a curtian as the secruity gaurds come running by in Naoko's and Ash's room. I realized that Naoko is now in Ash's room.

The gaurds ask setsuna has he seen me, I pray that he doesn't. And Naoko sees me naked and quickly writhes and turns away. The gaurds walk towards where I am, "oshit Imma go back to prison and be raped by J" Then Setsuna says

"No, she's not here at all"

Naoko adds with

"If she was here, I would let you know"'

Thanks guys, but they can't let me walk around naked that's a tell-tale sign. Naoko says she has a spare outfit, and it turns out to be....

......A PEAR COSTUME!

WTF?

SO I'M IN A HOSPITAL, AND I AM A JAILBREAKER, AND I'M IN A PEAR COSTUME

Could things get any worse? 

Well we hear a deep rumbling sound, and BLAM!

The Hospital Blows it's top, we're all tossed into the air and all the people look like they're going to die.

And the pear costume makes me bounce like a ballon, and everyone that's falling from the sky because of the explosion [including Ash in a wheelchair, and a 826 pound man,  and a Jesus Christ look alike] all land on my Pear costume and bounce into the pool. in the neighbor's yard.

no fatalities...wtf?

AND SO THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO: KYRA IN A PEAR COSTUME.

But for my herosism, I am freed from prison. But I still haven't seen Soul all day today, any idea where she may be?

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Sep. 14th, 2009 | 09:39 am
mood: jubilant jubilant

Well it appears that we went out and picked Blackberries it was fun. Naoki and I met up and I made Hibiki all covered in squished raspberries, so he looked like he was bleeding. And Setsuna ran t hug him and tell him everything was all right and gave him CPR, before he realized that it was a trick.

Then I crushed the raspberries into wine, and that's where we had Naoko's tea party, except instead of tea I gave everyone the wine by accident. Don't remember a flipping thing about last night. DX. However Naoko knows because of the photos.

Um, Ash's song, it's a piece of horse feces...It's not even that catchy...he rhymed me with me.

Today, Setsuna and I had a little adventure, we got lost very deep into the forest and then I told him we'll play hide and seek, he said I was it, and I forgot about him after I counted, I do hope the kid's alright. I heard there are bears...and soul's in the forest.

I sang paparazzi today with Ayumi, after the event above. She has some serious range, but I did well too I suppose. But then I offended her on accident. I get so nervous around her, I bring up something I shouldn't. i.i Hibiki was there too, and then we all sang the best song ever: Ready Steady Go, the opening of Fullmetal Alchemist.

Oh, and speaking of hibiki he tried to get revenge because of the raspberry wine and how I beat him to a pulp by defiling my room. Poor Him, I hit him with my make-up bag, and then dressed him up like a dolly. He's still in that dress now, with Setsuna remarking at how cute he looks. ^-^

Um, Naoko and I went shopping, I bought myself an Asian Harp, three bows, 628 arrows, and a piece of candy, also another Tea set for Naoko, the theme is Jigglypuff Fruit Tiem. She loves it.

Naoki and I read manga, Loveless, except he kept perving out on all the boys, and then saw this photo I have of...of...another cast member...and then he began to mkae out with it, so I kicked him into the toilet.

Speaking of annoying people, Soul stole my wooden chair and did some pretty nasty shit to it, so I beat her with the chair and threw her into the tree...she go it on there too. Damn, she has the sex drive of a Bunny in Carrotworld.

Um, let's see, I used a Bow and 20 arrows to attack Ash, but the one of my pokemon fainted, stupid Chansey, it walked into the water and got swept away by the current. So 15 of them only hit Ash, he's pretty injured from it. Nurse Joy says it'll be another 2 weeks before he's healed. 

That's it for me, 

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Friends only!

Sep. 12th, 2009 | 02:21 pm
location: On the boat to Matoi
mood: peaceful peaceful


Setsuna

Friends Only
This journal Is about my adventures in
Matoi
with my soon to be lover, who I frequently abuse, my comptetion of love, a music obsessed pokemon-abuser [whom I abuse too], and a cluless botanphilliac who I treat based on my emotions.

With appearences from the Ash Ketchum, a Kid that's obsessed with boys, death, and nature, who is my partner in crime that crosses the boundraies, his secretly psycho sister, and I girl I look up to.

Commet/Add only if you can handle it.

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